The show goes on

D (Enters stage right. Looks around, startled. It’s empty and quite dark): Hello? Hello, A? Where are you? A: (Offstage, left): You’ll have to go on without me, D! D: But I can’t – I don’t know how to make it out there on my own. It’s so dark, and and there’s set pieces IContinue reading “The show goes on”

Twelve Drummers Drumming

On the twelfth day of NaNo, my true muse gave to me Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven snowflakes snowing, Ten random factoids, Nine trains a-chugging, Eight ways of souping, Seven shows a-sassing, Six books a-writing, Five Syllables! Four pumpkin cakes Three cough drops Two cuddly cats And a family that’s dear to me. *** I shouldContinue reading “Twelve Drummers Drumming”

The Druid asks the Questions of Jack Flacco

D: It is my pleasure, nay, my grave pleasure—see what I did there A? A: (eye roll) Yes, D – I see it. Very clever. D: You don’t sound very impressed. A: Sorry, I was saving the ticker-tape for a special occasion. D: What could be more special than this? Ladies and Gentlemen, it isContinue reading “The Druid asks the Questions of Jack Flacco”

Running Amuck

Best mental image of my night @BrianaBvedsted: Character on the loose! Warning! Look out for a druid in a cowboy hat! D: I cannot believe you. A: What? D: How many of your brain cells died in the exchange? A: Oh, lighten up, D. It’s funny! D: . . . A: I tell you what –Continue reading “Running Amuck”

Happy Anniversary

A: Happy Anniversary, D – join me in a toast! D: Pardon? A: We’ve been official for 30 days. D: Official. A: Yup, I even announced it on Facebook, which totally means it’s real. D: A, your abuse of your language continues to hurt my sensibilities. Could you not speak in jargon for a moment,Continue reading “Happy Anniversary”