I wanna rock!

A: I need the music loud and big tonight! D: How about some panpipes? I have a lovely set somewhere over– A: No, D – not any of your bard-y fireside music. I need big – it needs to be heard over a body of water – music. D: Ah, pipes, then? A: And drums.Continue reading “I wanna rock!”

On Sale Now! Legends of Windemere: Prodigy of Rainbow Tower for .99 Cents!

Originally posted on Legends of Windemere:
Cover Art by Jason Pedersen The day has come, everyone!  Legends of Windemere: Prodigy of Rainbow Tower is live on Amazon.com!  See the adventure that Luke Callindor and his friends have found themselves in now.  Meet the hot-tempered, magic-hurling Nyx and her cunning rival Trinity the Chaos Elf Queen. …

A Girl Named Cord Releases July 31, 2013!

D: A! A! It’s here! A: I seem to recall just doing this. D: No, A – ITS HERE! A: You are scaring me, D. D: A Girl Named Cord is on Amazon, A. You know, Briana’s exciting new book about Cord, a delightfully spunky cow-puncher in the Old West, who suffers trials and –Continue reading “A Girl Named Cord Releases July 31, 2013!”

Prodigy of Rainbow Tower Releases July 31, 2013!

A: D! D, it’s here! D: What is here, woman? A: Careful D, or Nyx is going to blast you sky high. D: She could, too. Is it reasonable to assume that Charles Yallowitz’s new book, Prodigy of Rainbow Tower is available for purchase? A: You bet your god-impersonating Pictish arse, D. D: Really? A:Continue reading “Prodigy of Rainbow Tower Releases July 31, 2013!”

To the very last

A: Only 1,339 words left! D: Think you’ll make it, A? A: You bet your mother-goddess worshiping Druid arse! D: Is this a thing with you? A: (Snicker). Just wait. It gets better. D: You terrify me sometimes, you know that? A: Only sometimes? Hm. Need to work on that. D: Lovely. Did you haveContinue reading “To the very last”

Oddments and triflings

D: A, you are an oddment and a trifling. A: Gee, D. With compliments like that it’s a wonder you spent your life alone! D: Oi! A: See, two play at the insult game. It’s not just yours to monopolize! D: (Grumble). A: Exactly. D: If not you, then what are our oddments and triflings?Continue reading “Oddments and triflings”

Woke up in love this morning

Well, not really – not in the romantic sense, at least. I had a post all ready to go to A) dispute the Druid and his pompous proclamations, and B) analyze just why I am moping. Instead, I chucked it out the window. To quote my favorite doppelganger: bored now.  Besides, the Druid is rightContinue reading “Woke up in love this morning”