D: A! A, do you know whose birthday it is, today?
A: Sparkle-tastic Kristen Stewart.
D: No. I mean, yes, but – wait, how do you know that?
A: Don’t ask. Okay, so not her – how about Dennis Quaid?
D: Yes, A. It’s Dennis Quaid’s birthday.
A: Why do you care if it’s Dennis Quaid’s birthday, D?
D: I don’t, but you’re being purposefully obtuse. Guess whose birthday it is today, A!
A: Hugh Heffner.
D: . . .
A: I’m kidding – well, not really. It is Mr. Heffner’s birthday today – but you know what all those people have in common, D?
D: Oh, pray tell?
A: They get to share a birthday with Charles Yallowitz, author of the Legends of Windemere series. Jeeze, D! Get with the program.
D: . . .
A: Oh, come on, smile – we have birthday wishes to dole out. And just because I know I’ve climbed aboard your last nerve, I’ll let you do the honors.
A: You’re so very kind, A.
A and I are quite lucky to know that wonderful scribe of Windemere, Mr. Charles Yallowitz. If you haven’t had a chance to delve into the world he’s created, do yourself a favor and pick up his books – each one is available on Amazon, and each one is well worth the read.
A: Indeed – well said, D. Happy Birthday, Charles!
Get your copy of Charles’ latest book, Legends of Windemere: Family of the Tri-Rune

The magical adventure continues after Luke Callindor and his friends recover from their battles in Haven.
Nyx still has nightmares about casting the genocide spell in Hero’s Gate. Every night her heart is gripped by the sensation of hundreds of goblins dying by her magic. By the request of Lord Highrider and Duke Solomon, she is returning to fix the damage she caused. With Luke Callindor and Sari by her side, Nyx is ready to face the vengeful goblins and opportunistic thieves that plague Hero’s Gate. Yet, there is a darker threat that was born from her violated magic: The Krypters.
It is another action-packed, character driven story that will reveal one of our heroes has been lied to for their entire life.
Go on – make Charles’ birthday the best ever and collect the whole set to-date!



About the Birthday Boy:
Charles Yallowitz was born and raised on Long Island, NY, but he has spent most of his life wandering his own imagination in a blissful haze. Occasionally, he would return from this world for the necessities such as food, showers, and Saturday morning cartoons. One day he returned from his imagination and decided he would share his stories with the world. After his wife decided that she was tired of hearing the same stories repeatedly, she convinced him that it would make more sense to follow his dream of being a fantasy author. So, locked within the house under orders to shut up and get to work, Charles brings you Legends of Windemere. He looks forward to sharing all of his stories with you and his wife is happy he finally has someone else to play with.
This gave me good chuckle, Katie! Great birthday post for Charles!
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Thank you, Kirsten!
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Belated birthday wishes to Charles!
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Jay Baruchel (voice of Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon) too! Thanks!
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See, lucky people get to shake yo y r birthday!
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I still remember when the top name was Hugh Hefner. Now it’s Kristen Stewart. Not sure what to think of that.
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One has built an empire, essentially, and the other likes sparkly vamps… sad, so sad!
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Here’s the funny thing: I’ve never seen Twilight. I’ve seen many of her other movies and I liked them. I tend to mock Twilight for the overall concept of sparkly vampires, but that’s really all I can do since I never read or watched.
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I saw the first, and it was pretty terrible. I can see glimmers if hope for her, but it always feels like, in her other movies, that the script gives her nothing to say! Snow white was a good example.
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I saw that movie for Bob Hoskins. Guess she does need a good script to work with. She did a lot of indie stuff beforehand, which is what I saw.
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