D: Does this ‘grand’ adventure mean he can be my voice actor, now?
A: Are you still going on about that?
D: Of course I am. He has charm, A. And wit. And has played a great many men with pathos and gravitas.
A: And he’s a bit blonde… when he has hair.
D: A. I’m dark-haired now. We’ve discussed this.
A: We’ve also discussed that you have a horrible tendency to channel Voldemort and until you can control it, Ralph Fiennes is out as your voice actor. Because, you know, I could afford that salary. In my dreams. And, just so you know D, my appreciation for The Grand Budapest Hotel has nothing to do with my willingness – or lack thereof – to hire you a voice actor. In fact, the two have nothing to do with one another. I would even go so far as to say that my appreciation for the movie has nothing to do with you, D.
D: . . .
A: What? No witty rejoinder?
D: The cruelty and envy of the people who have all forsook me, hath devoured … and suffered me, by the voice of slaves, be whooped out of Rome.
A: Oh, for crying out loud. For a bit of A without D, head over to Green Embers’ Recommends for my take on the Wes Anderson film, The Grand Budapest Hotel.
I’m dying to see it. Hopefully, I’ll have time in the coming week.
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You’ll love it – and you deserve it, too!
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I almost feel sorry for D here… almost but not quite, lol. Thanks for you hard work Katie, I really appreciate it. 😀
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That’s sort of my feeling about it, too. If I ever manage to get Changelings narrated for an audio book (never mind published), they’re going to have a daunting job ahead of them, trying to do justice to D’s inflated sense of self! 🙂
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Oh boy… maybe Edward Norton then, I am sure he could pull that off! 😉
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Ooohh… next podcast! 🙂
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